Sometime today (or tomorrow depending on hangover recovery) a group of 7-8 bikes will be heading out of S.C. for Arizona. Their path will be marked by fire, recently impregnated women, and crying little kids. Swine flu doesn't have shit on these boys. It'll be some kind of a cross between the bad guys in Mad Max and Harry Potter & his pals on meth. Just watch the news, you'll see just what I'm talking about. You've been warned America, reset your Threat Levels to 11.