Sunday, December 27, 2009

Kill Em with Hotness



So here's the thing. I've always had it bad for athletic women. I've dated a few and I'm with one now, so okay. I'm also a huge MMA fan, so here we are. A couple pics of Kim Couture and Kerry Vera from the weigh-ins for their fight a while back. Kerry's the brunette and Kim is the blonde. Yeah, what else needs explaining. FYI, Kerry won the fight in dominant fashion. She was a successful kickboxer before getting into MMA and she used some accurate striking to take Kim out. I love it. I'll take a chick like these two over the cupcake ring girls standing behind them any day of the fuckin week.

Monday, December 21, 2009

Hot Flashes

Those hot moments when you know you're doing it right. Like that first time you roll your project on it's own two wheels, straddle it and just know it's good. Not enough money, whores, or liquor in the world to duplicate that feeling.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

Here's the Problem

Our country is going down the shitter because we don't have enough guys like this around anymore.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Yeah, that's it.

Coming across an amazing river valley in NZ, everything so green it didn't seem real.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Happy Birthday to Roadside!

The skank's best friend, and a pretty good friend of mine too. Here's to many more miles on two wheels and many more ho's behind the gas station dumpster.


Friday, December 11, 2009

Death's Curve

That's where I'm standing when I took this shot. Coming through the pass from the west coast to the east coast on the South Island. You see a sign that says Death's Curve, you stop and get a picture, it's that simple. There were also these big wild parrots hanging around, and there were signs warning you to watch out as they were known to chew up the plastic and rubber on the outside of your vehicle.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

I'm Not the Devil, but I'm Here to do The Devil's Business

There's a reason people are scared of clowns and I'm happy to be a part of that reason.

Good Times

Me and Monica getting ready to leave a bar out on the lake with some friends. Some dude kept buying me shots because he said I fixed his bike, but since I was riding, Monica was drinking all of them. Well, she had enough shots that she had to call in late to work that night. Ha ha. Oh, and I still miss that bike.

Don't Say I Never Gave You Anything........

I missed posting a chick on Sunday, but this should make up for it.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Fresh Sushi

Despite how beautifully this bike ended up with the paint and powdercoat it got, I still love how it looked in it's raw form. I think I would have left it this way if I hadn't been building it for a competition.

A Tough Fight to Win

Head, meet road! Good thing I drink a lot of milk so I've got a hard fucking head. I can still kind of feel this spot on the back of my head though. The most embarrassing thing was I was on a damn Road King when I crashed. First pic in the hospital and the second one about a month later.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Pay Attention


The funniest part is after you try all the mental techniques to resist the aliens, the last resort is to poke the anal probing bastards in the eyes.

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Got Carbs?

Yes!

The Ho Start

Tried and tested.

Golden Nugget

Holy shit, this pic is courtesy of Dirty Ed Judge. It's me on one of these fuckin Whizzer motorized bicycles they sold at the dealership when I was there. These things were total pieces of shit, but we did have some fun with them. Me and some of the guys raced them around the warehouse one day and I can still hear the spokes creaking and squeaking when you would lean it into a turn. The glory of working in an H-D dealership!

Friday, November 27, 2009

Come Get Some

Free beatdowns, sign up now!

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

I don't get it..........

A pic of Jesse James ex. I don't see what he ever liked about her, oh wait......now I see it.

Lord of the Flies?



I saw this the first day on the road in New Zealand. I don't know if it was some kind of a warning, but I took the picture and got the fuck out of there.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Something Seems Off

Is your underwear supposed to be on the outside? Either way, it was a helluva Gay Pride Parade.

Progress Marches On........

Like a fat woman at Wal-Mart. Jamming thru on the Buell right now. Got the oil lines, ignition, and regulator bracket done yesterday. Most of the mechanical fab is done and the wiring is the big project to tackle next. The challenge will be making all the stock gauges and switches run while keeping it as clean as possible. Until I get some pics ready, enjoy this........

Monday, November 16, 2009

Supermodel


A shot from the first Horse photo shoot I ever did with Edge. Monica hates this pic, but I gotta say, I'm looking damn good.

Work or This?



Sorry Work, you fuckin lose.

Sunday, November 15, 2009

Something to worship on Sundays

Beats sitting in church.

Head West, then come back


A scene from our Smoke Out West trip in 2006. Looking forward to running the Long Road this year. This was on a long stretch of nothing between Flagstaff and the Grand Canyon, the perfect spot for my battery to decide to crap out.

Friday, November 13, 2009

Bear Attack

Well, a bear named Roadside. This particularly species of bear also loves skanky chicks and getting on the mic. You've been warned.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Rollin

Comin back from getting tattooed in Charleston. Cinematography by Bill.
video

Sunday, November 8, 2009

You don't win the Blue Ribbon for nothing......

Yeah yeah.

Faster than a speeding turtle.......





Finally getting some solid work done on Disco's Buell. Fabbed the fork stops, top motor mount, and set up the Chopper Shox seat rig.

Monday, October 26, 2009

All Ho's Eve


The great thing about Halloween is that chicks view it as the perfect holiday to dress like total whores. I mean, wear a costume.

Saturday, October 24, 2009

The Shogun of Harlem


If you look up Bad Motherfucker in the dictionary this guy's picture is next to it. I watched 'The Last Dragon' so many times when I was a kid that when I caught it again recently I still remembered all the dialogue. Sho'nuff!!!

Monday, October 19, 2009

Gettin Itchy


Winter's just starting and already jumpy to get on the road again. Fuck work!

Sunday, October 18, 2009

yeah yeah


Brunettes with tattoos, the choice of the refined gentleman.

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Almost Halloween.........

Coulrophobia is an abnormal or exaggerated fear of clowns. It is not uncommon among children, but is also sometimes found in teenagers and adults as well. Sufferers sometimes acquire a fear of clowns after having a bad experience with one personally, or seeing a sinister portrayal of one in the media.
Look out for Fucko!!!!

Sunday, October 11, 2009

First Steps

I got my work hours adjusted last week, so I've now got more time to get things done here at the Bad Monkey homestead. That's got nothing to do with this chick's ass, but you wouldn't bother reading this if I didn't put her up there first, would ya?

Don't Look Now


He's creeping up behind you.......


It turns out Brick is part Mountain Goat as well as a sneaky snake.

Friday, October 9, 2009

The Rising Tide


Not that this is a very recent revelation, but I find it impossible to ignore the drastic increase in the number of fucking douchebags populating our society these days. I can't remember a time when more people have embraced their own ignorance so enthusiastically before. Everybody is into everyone else's shit to such a degree that it hurts my head. Instead of worrying so much about telling other people that they're wrong, try making some kind of positive difference yourself. Don't mistake my sentiment for some kind of peace, harmony, let's all love each other crap. We're all fucked and there's no doubt about it, but you can at least put the brakes on our collective express ticket to hell. Try doing some good for yourself and your own family and friends and spend less time worrying about which crooked politician your neighbor voted for. Regardless of any delusional fantasies you may have about a magical, Jewish zombie that's going to give you everlasting life, the fact is that this is it. You only get one lap on this race track so I'd suggest wringing it out for all it's worth. Get crackin.


Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Fuckin Right

Coming soon to a forearm near you.

Monday, October 5, 2009

Wild West, Bitches

Riding thru a Montana cattle drive, all the free cow shit you could carry.

Family Reunion, now with bikes!


Great day riding, and I finally got to see Bill overreach his abilities. He's still alot faster than me though.