Friday, May 29, 2009

I Want To Work On My Own Stuff!!!!!

I am fucking sick of working on other people's bikes!!! I don't even have a regular retail shop anymore, and still my shop is full of bikes that belong to someone else. I definitely don't mind helping my good friends with their bikes, but I really need to get to the point that it's only simple service and repairs. These full on projects have got to go. Every bike I own except one has major work to be done on it, and I can't fucking get to them. It is pissing me off and making more unhappy than usual. Yeah, poor fucking me.
I'm looking to finish up these last couple bikes and then I'm putting a good 2 year moratorium on doing work on any bike that isn't mine. Almost a decade of working on bikes professionally has been good, but I need some motherfucking ME time. I've got a lot of ideas for my own bikes and it'd be nice to make them a reality before I'm fucking 60 (assuming I even live that long).

On top of that, I've got an ever increasing list of places I want to ride. Spain/Portugal, Baja, New Zealand, Canada/Alaska and who knows where else. I just need to find a dead drug dealer with a huge case full of money next to him and I'll have it made. Ahhhhhhh!!!!! I'm so tormented and unfulfilled!!!! I'm gonna go listen to some Emo and cut myself. Or maybe just spank it. I'll let you know what I decide.

Do Your Part

What's one of the biggest problems in our society today? Easy, too many people that are full of shit. That alone is not the problem, the problem lies in the fact that not enough of us will tell someone just how full of shit they are. This lack of action is what creates assholes.

So next time someone is spouting off like a total idiot, don't just let it go or walk away. Stop and tell them in detail just what kind of fucktard they are. It's the only chance we've got. And if they really won't listen, I've found that five knuckles to the chops works damn well. Now get out there and do your part!

Monday, May 25, 2009

Memorial Day Hotness

I'm a little late this week, but I've been lazy this weekend. I picked Gina Carano for this week's pic. She's not only wicked hot, but she can kick your head right off your fuckin body. What's not to like? Hopefully she'll be fighting Cyborg before the end of the summer.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Smoke Out X

I'm only posting this one picture for now, but if the fact that we're dressed like this isn't enough to convince you that the Smoke Out is the greatest chopper rally on the planet, you're fucking hopeless.

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Smoke Out Special Sunday Chick

Fresh from Smoke Out X. Even better, this chick rode from fucking Utah! It doesn't get much better.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Sunday, Sunday, Sunday!!

It's Sunday and the weather is warm, have a PBR.

Fuck Yes, It's On Like Neck Bone

Smoke Out East is only days away. Smoke Out West is happening right now. The whole crew and I look forward to this shit all year. I won't bother trying to describe it. If you claim to love choppers, get your greasy ass to this event. If you don't, you're a punk. Plain and simple. Party at the Bad Monkey Compound Wed. night, then the horde rolls to Rockingham Thursday. Bring the noise, bring the fuckin ruckus. It's on motherfuckers.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

I'll Give Ya a Grown Up

It's that time again. Sunday.

The World at It's End

Sometime today (or tomorrow depending on hangover recovery) a group of 7-8 bikes will be heading out of S.C. for Arizona. Their path will be marked by fire, recently impregnated women, and crying little kids. Swine flu doesn't have shit on these boys. It'll be some kind of a cross between the bad guys in Mad Max and Harry Potter & his pals on meth. Just watch the news, you'll see just what I'm talking about. You've been warned America, reset your Threat Levels to 11.