Not all truths come in a fortune cookie

All Ho's Eve

The great thing about Halloween is that chicks view it as the perfect holiday to dress like total whores. I mean, wear a costume.

The Shogun of Harlem

If you look up Bad Motherfucker in the dictionary this guy's picture is next to it. I watched 'The Last Dragon' so many times when I was a kid that when I caught it again recently I still remembered all the dialogue. Sho'nuff!!!

Gettin Itchy

Winter's just starting and already jumpy to get on the road again. Fuck work!

yeah yeah

Brunettes with tattoos, the choice of the refined gentleman.

Almost Halloween.........

Coulrophobia is an abnormal or exaggerated fear of clowns. It is not uncommon among children, but is also sometimes found in teenagers and adults as well. Sufferers sometimes acquire a fear of clowns after having a bad experience with one personally, or seeing a sinister portrayal of one in the media.

Look out for Fucko!!!!

First Steps

I got my work hours adjusted last week, so I've now got more time to get things done here at the Bad Monkey homestead. That's got nothing to do with this chick's ass, but you wouldn't bother reading this if I didn't put her up there first, would ya?

Don't Look Now

He's creeping up behind you.......

It turns out Brick is part Mountain Goat as well as a sneaky snake.

The Rising Tide

Not that this is a very recent revelation, but I find it impossible to ignore the drastic increase in the number of fucking douchebags populating our society these days. I can't remember a time when more people have embraced their own ignorance so enthusiastically before. Everybody is into everyone else's shit to such a degree that it hurts my head. Instead of worrying so much about telling other people that they're wrong, try making some kind of positive difference yourself. Don't mistake my sentiment for some kind of peace, harmony, let's all love each other crap. We're all fucked and there's no doubt about it, but you can at least put the brakes on our collective express ticket to hell. Try doing some good for yourself and your own family and friends and spend less time worrying about which crooked politician your neighbor voted for. Regardless of any delusional fantasies you may have about a magical, Jewish zombie that's going to give you everlasting life, the fact is that this is it. You only get one lap on this race track so I'd suggest wringing it out for all it's worth. Get crackin.

Fuckin Right

Coming soon to a forearm near you.

Wild West, Bitches

Riding thru a Montana cattle drive, all the free cow shit you could carry.

Family Reunion, now with bikes!

Great day riding, and I finally got to see Bill overreach his abilities. He's still alot faster than me though.

Sunday Arts & Crafts

Beads, they're awesome.

Coming to a Post Office Wall Near You

Family Reunion