What do you do in the middle of Winter?

Think about having fun in the Summer. I know what you're thinking, 'Damn, Valentino Rossi is ruling on that mini bike!'. Actually, it's me in last year's SO mini bike race. You know everyone is ready for warmer riding weather when the last several phone conversations I've had with guys have been about Daytona, the Revenge Run, the Long Road and the Smokeout.

Jimmy's Rollin!

Rode up to NC with Jimmy today and lo and behold there was a bike in the back of the truck on the return trip. He's now the proud owner of a sweet 93 FXR. He's still got a way to go before he can get on the road, but it's coming soon.

Cheater!

I don't think she's a natural blonde, and that's just dishonest.

Triumph & Tragedy

The basic layout of Long Road 2011 has been revealed. It's an easy 800 or so miles this year, about half what it was in 2010 so no excuses for punking out. Make plans now as this ride is becoming a great addition to the Smokeout experience. There will be thrills and spills, unlimited free body odor, and you can watch Roadside hit on skanks in every town along the route!

Practical Mathematics

Bikes = Good

Hot Chicks = Good

Therefore: Hot Chicks + Bikes = 2x Good

Go to college and you too can learn how math does in fact apply to the real world.


PS I hope my CB550 looks half as slick as this one when I finish it.

Goddam Yes

Something to keep you warm on these cold winter nights. I'll have some pics of my Sportster project up soon as I finally stopped fucking around and started making progress on it. Late April is a lot closer than it seems and Satan's Slingshot is going on the Revenge Run for sure.

Moab Moto Paradise

Moab, Utah. Off road motorcycle Utopia. I'm ready to go West so badly I want to punch a baby in the face.