Kill Em with Hotness

So here's the thing. I've always had it bad for athletic women. I've dated a few and I'm with one now, so okay. I'm also a huge MMA fan, so here we are. A couple pics of Kim Couture and Kerry Vera from the weigh-ins for their fight a while back. Kerry's the brunette and Kim is the blonde. Yeah, what else needs explaining. FYI, Kerry won the fight in dominant fashion. She was a successful kickboxer before getting into MMA and she used some accurate striking to take Kim out. I love it. I'll take a chick like these two over the cupcake ring girls standing behind them any day of the fuckin week.

Hot Flashes

Those hot moments when you know you're doing it right. Like that first time you roll your project on it's own two wheels, straddle it and just know it's good. Not enough money, whores, or liquor in the world to duplicate that feeling.

Here's the Problem

Our country is going down the shitter because we don't have enough guys like this around anymore.

Yeah, that's it.

Coming across an amazing river valley in NZ, everything so green it didn't seem real.

I thought she looked good from the front!

Stolen from Chopper Dave's blog, Zoe Minx.

Happy Birthday to Roadside!

The skank's best friend, and a pretty good friend of mine too. Here's to many more miles on two wheels and many more ho's behind the gas station dumpster.

Death's Curve

That's where I'm standing when I took this shot. Coming through the pass from the west coast to the east coast on the South Island. You see a sign that says Death's Curve, you stop and get a picture, it's that simple. There were also these big wild parrots hanging around, and there were signs warning you to watch out as they were known to chew up the plastic and rubber on the outside of your vehicle.

I'm Not the Devil, but I'm Here to do The Devil's Business

There's a reason people are scared of clowns and I'm happy to be a part of that reason.

Good Times

Me and Monica getting ready to leave a bar out on the lake with some friends. Some dude kept buying me shots because he said I fixed his bike, but since I was riding, Monica was drinking all of them. Well, she had enough shots that she had to call in late to work that night. Ha ha. Oh, and I still miss that bike.

Don't Say I Never Gave You Anything........

I missed posting a chick on Sunday, but this should make up for it.

Fresh Sushi

Despite how beautifully this bike ended up with the paint and powdercoat it got, I still love how it looked in it's raw form. I think I would have left it this way if I hadn't been building it for a competition.

A Tough Fight to Win

Head, meet road! Good thing I drink a lot of milk so I've got a hard fucking head. I can still kind of feel this spot on the back of my head though. The most embarrassing thing was I was on a damn Road King when I crashed. First pic in the hospital and the second one about a month later.

Pay Attention

The funniest part is after you try all the mental techniques to resist the aliens, the last resort is to poke the anal probing bastards in the eyes.