Not all truths come in a fortune cookie

All Ho's Eve

The great thing about Halloween is that chicks view it as the perfect holiday to dress like total whores. I mean, wear a costume.

The Shogun of Harlem

If you look up Bad Motherfucker in the dictionary this guy's picture is next to it. I watched 'The Last Dragon' so many times when I was a kid that when I caught it again recently I still remembered all the dialogue. Sho'nuff!!!

Gettin Itchy

Winter's just starting and already jumpy to get on the road again. Fuck work!

yeah yeah

Brunettes with tattoos, the choice of the refined gentleman.

Almost Halloween.........

Coulrophobia is an abnormal or exaggerated fear of clowns. It is not uncommon among children, but is also sometimes found in teenagers and adults as well. Sufferers sometimes acquire a fear of clowns after having a bad experience with one personally, or seeing a sinister portrayal of one in the media.

Look out for Fucko!!!!

First Steps

I got my work hours adjusted last week, so I've now got more time to get things done here at the Bad Monkey homestead. That's got nothing to do with this chick's ass, but you wouldn't bother reading this if I didn't put her up there first, would ya?